Luckily the shirt I wore with black pants earlier in the night, was actually more like a shirt-dress or “shress” as my friend Heather calls it, and, although it was on the shorter side, it definitely passed. It worked well because it was a warm evening and a night out dancing in polyester-blend pants that don’t breathe can just about do you in! So, I just stored my pants in my bag and 0ff I went!